These days, you don’t have to search too hard to spot things, people or situations that are clearly disturbing. For example, take a look in the mirror. Find your butt. Now compare where it is currently to where it was three years ago—or even where it was last week. Disturbing, right? Oh, and what about […]
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A Few Things Every Man Should Know
There comes a time in every little boy’s life when he realizes that there are certain things he needs to know in order to become a man. For some, this realization comes shortly after birth. Others recognize it when they reach their teens. And as for the rest of us, we’re still waiting for that […]
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Due to my starting the new job in DC back in February, I’ve been searching high and low for a new apartment so that I can cut down on the commute from Baltimore. So far, I’ve seen almost every vacant apartment in the DC area. I’ve seen short ones. Tall ones. Big ones. And small […]
Read the rest of this entry »When Life Hands You A New Job
Two weeks ago I started a new job. As you may know, new jobs can be kind of, sort of, just a tad bit stressful. First, there’s the not knowing anything, which is worsened because you don’t know anything, which is then magnified by the fact that you don’t know anything. And if you’re like […]
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It’s official. On January 10th, 2010, after 7 long years, I finally walked across the stage of a partially accredited university whose phone number I’d found on the wall of a Burger King bathroom and was handed a rolled up map disguised as my degree, patted on the back, and sent out into the world […]
Read the rest of this entry »New Year, New You…Maybe
It’s a brand new year and I thought that we should start by going over the things we learned not to do this year that we’d done last year. Thanks to Tiger Woods, we learned that if you’re going to have an affair, it’s probably best not to leave your name on the voicemails or […]
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When I turned twelve plus three plus ten plus five the other week, I took myself to Atlantic City. In my opinion, you don’t just turn twelve plus three plus ten plus five without doing something big to celebrate that milestone. You don’t just go to work or school as if it’s just another day […]
Read the rest of this entry »Men Who Have Hot Flashes And Steal Things
So, I’m sitting in a Starbucks, behind a young female who is wearing a “Big Peckers??? t-shirt with the photo of a rooster with a huge beak and he’s winking at me. Ironically, this is the most interest I’ve been shown all year. At my own table, I’ve decided to try something new by ordering […]
Read the rest of this entry »Observations, Trots, And A Party In The U.S.A.
Ok, so, I’m not typically one to complain. Really. I don’t do it…unless it’s absolutely necessary. I like to take life in stride, turn lemons into a martini, and challenge bad days with a good attitude. However, I think it’s totally ok to make “observations??? about life in general. You know, not being negative, but […]
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