As I embark on my last few weeks of being in my 20s, I’m beginning to ponder how well I’ll transition into my new status as a senior citizen. Of course, I’m looking forward to the discounted coffees and being offered a seat on a crowded bus because I’ll be elderly, but what about all […]
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No Strings–Fun?
As I believe I have mentioned before, I consider myself to be a reasonably reasonable person within reason. That being stated, I’m sitting in the middle of a Starbucks in Richmond, VA taking in all the sights. And by sights, I mean couples. As I sit here—alone, I’m thinking about how earlier this week I […]
Read the rest of this entry »Taking The Elevator Up To The Bottom Floor
As some of you may know, in about two weeks I’ll be starting my last semester of undergrad. Allegedly, in December I’ll be getting some form of degree in English after approximately 40 years of pop quizzes, presentations, and final exams. All of the laughter and tears—mostly tears—have led up to this finale. It’s like […]
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Some people are born with common sense. Other people are just born. I’d like to think that I have a good head on my shoulders and that I have the ability to reason and use good judgment. As a matter of fact, my shrink always agrees with my logic. It’s like I talk and he/she/it […]
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Ten years ago I purchased a bed. Last week, I put it together. Wait, before you start judging, let me explain. At 19, one really doesn’t get the whole logic and theory behind the need to connect the headboard to the bed frame. At 29, however, something just kicks in and makes you want to […]
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Today I’m going to try something different. Usually, I try to keep my writings humorous. However, with the recent deaths of well-known individuals such as Michael Jackson, Steve McNair, Farrah Fawcett, and the Oxy Clean guy, reality doesn’t always seem so funny. But in addition to the deaths of celebrities with whom we’ve never shared […]
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So, we’re in the midst of the technology age. We have gadgets that fit into the palm of your hand that can hold thousands of songs, games and videos. There are GPS systems that can tell you the best route to go to avoid traffic and your mother-in-law. And these devices know when you don’t […]
Read the rest of this entry »When Life Throws You Sausage Biscuits
So, I was taking a one mile hike to pick up my car from the mechanic the other day. Apparently cars need routine maintenance and they get very upset when you don’t do stuff like change the oil or give them gas. Well, you learn something new everyday. Now, I could have called a friend […]
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Having a blog is like having your own reality show, except you get to do the editing yourself. Fortunately, you don’t see what I look like when I wake up in the morning, and you don’t have to experience the after effects of me eating something that doesn’t agree with me. Come on, we’re all […]
Read the rest of this entry »When Love Comes Your Way, Sometimes You Just Gotta Duck
Now that the weather is warming up, it appears people’s hearts are too. Relationship statuses have been changing left and right. Over the past week or so, I’ve had one friend get engaged, and another to stop calling her situation a “situation??? and is now proclaiming to the world that she is in love. And […]
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