Cute shower scene, and I know how you feel about the Maintenance people sneaking in pretending to check things out when they’re really a secret society of voyeurs! One note though, the cable guys are usually better looking- so if they come pass your place get the see through shower curtain!
And good luck ambushing those pimples!

The fourth paragraph starts off really funny and I agree being single also has it negative sides as well. The restaurant/bar scene is a great example. And what about going to movies when you are single? That’s a terrible way of living, at least for me, but definitely eating alone in public is absolutely an abomination punishable by the smiting of God’s hand.

And whether you are single or not, I never eat from those little dollar store baskets they have in pubs with P&P’s or pretzels or potato chips. With swine flu going around like a merry-go-round, its wise not to stick your hand in the perverbial cookie jar- or pretzel basket. Preferably, if you are alone and not happy with it at a particular moment like being out as you say in a bar or restaturant then I would gladly and go grab someone up to join me– of course that is after I had imbibed several Long Islands.

Its true that seeing the horrrrrorrrrrrs on your friends’ faces are priceless, but I would urge you since you are a good looking person, not to ever settle; you can be uncommon and be happy out on the town by yourself, but dont ever settle on going out by yourself. Its just poor taste, lol.

As far as getting older and watching watch you put in your mouth, the real issue I think is not what you eat at least not primarily the issue. Everyone from birth should start eating healthy or moderately well in my opinion, but the thing to watch out for since you have reached “relic” status among the tweens today is looking for certain lines on your forehead maybe, except that their not lines more like crevices waiting to make an even longer fissure across the highway we call our forehead. And what about I think the number one reason you can tell you are old, lol. is when you sit down lets say on the floor and then try to get up and you hear yourself make that “hmph” sound. You’re there baby!

Speaking of the bowling alley in your third paragraph and germs and bacteria, have you ever thought when (and this may not concern you) you put a pair of bowling shoes on, whose feet were in them before your own?! Damn, I love to bowl!

Its too bad you’re somtimes missing those favorite shows of yours. I’m not a fan at all crappy reality shows,but when I was in college I missed several semesters- I mean seasons of Smallville. Luckily tv execs package these shows on DVD box sets; so the best thing i can offer if you dont have tiVo or dv-r with your cabe provider, is to purchase a box sets of your favorite shows, grab some popcorn, and complain, I mean, observe and enjoy the entertainment.

Dude, that totally sucks that you like a Miley Cyrus hook, but i also feel your pain. The song she did, “Climb” at least I think thats the name has caught my attn a couple of times with its good feel. And I suppose thats to be expected when so much music is so sucky nowadays anyway. Michael Jackson is dead, Whitney can still carry a couple of tunes but nothing like she was, and my favorite girl Mariah has been throwing back too many cocktails causing her vocal cords over the years to swell- even though primarily her voice is going b/c of the type of soprano she is too. But with that being said, I love any good song like you do no matter who is singing it or having it amplified by a computer in the studio. How dare they get on you for listening to Miley when everybody knows they were singing her dad’s song “Achy Breaky Heart” Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Now that was a catchy ass hook!